This is why I stay out of the Kitchen
They say men can't cook, we can, but some of us shouldn't, well I shouldn't anyways. I burned the pizza and overheated the cheese sandwich. I'd hate to tell you what happened to the fried eggs, so I'll just say the smoke alarm works fine.
In case you're wondering, yes, I still ate them. Something about burnt pizza that I just love. Must be the extra crunchiness and despite the cheese from the sandwich feeling like a rubber ball, it tasted great. As for the eggs, well lets just say after what happened to those eggs I wouldn't blame if every chicken in town came after me! Bright side is, I can still get a job at McDonalds.